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The best feeling in the world is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep. ❞
― Anonymous
Can anything really compare with the pleasure of going to sleep after a particularly tiring day? The bed welcomes us with its open arms, and in no time we travel to dreamland. Lazing around in bed after a good night's sleep is also therapeutic! Let's celebrate this wondrous blessing called sleep through some famous and funny sleep quotes.
Sleep Quotes and Sayings
A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting
❝ The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream. ❞
― Marilyn Monroe
❝ The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. ❞
― W. C. Fields
❝ Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed. ❞
― Arthur Schopenhauer
Life is something to do when you cannot sleep
❝ If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. ❞
― Dale Carnegie
❝ Sleep is the most moronic fraternity in the world, with the heaviest dues and the crudest rituals. ❞
― Vladimir Nabokov
❝ A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. ❞
― Irish Proverb
The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to
❝ Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day. ❞
― Friedrich Nietzsche
❝ The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep. ❞
― E. Joseph Cossman
❝ Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. ❞
― Jessamyn West
The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning
❝ Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. ❞
― Thomas Dekker
❝ The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world. ❞
― Edgar Watson Howe
Fatigue is the best pillow
❝ Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night. ❞
― Unknown
❝ The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. ❞
― Charles Caleb Colton
Funny Quotes About Sleep
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one
❝ Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. ❞
― Anthony Burgess
❝ I say, you work eight hours, and you sleep eight hours - be sure they're not the same eight hours. ❞
― T. Boone Pickens
People who snore always fall asleep first
❝ The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. ❞
― Wilson Mizener
❝ If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. ❞
― Author unknown
Sleep till you are hungry, eat till you are sleepy
❝ I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? ❞
― Ernest Hemingway
❝ Sleep is when all the unsorted stuff comes flying out as from a dustbin upset in a high wind. ❞
― William G. Golding