Newly weds

British newlyweds on their honeymoon.


Two newlyweds showed up at a top London hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.

"Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk.

"Only one," replied the groom, "she won't take it up the arse."

By Omar Sainz
Published: 9/29/2000 		Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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