Valentine's Day Smackdown 2005

SETTING:
This scene takes place in a boxing ring. There is a huge banner with the words, Valentine's Day Smackdown 2005, on it. It hangs over the ring.

CHARACTERS:
In one corner of the boxing ring, you have Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. In the opposite corner you have Kevin Anderson and his wife Shelley.

(The announcer is in the middle of the ring. He speaks loudly but clearly into the microphone. He points at each couple as he introduces them.)

ANNOUNCER:
"Our champs, Brad and Jennifer are rich, have glamorous careers, are good-looking and physically fit."

"The challengers, Kevin and Shelley currently live paycheck to paycheck, work at dead-end 9 to 5 jobs, are ordinary looking and slightly overweight."

"And the winner of Valentine's Day Smackdown 2005 are Kevin and Shelley!"

"Why?"

"Because Kevin and Shelley WILL be celebrating Valentine's Day this year and Brad and Jen WON'T because they separated in January 2005!"

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!