Lawyer In Heaven
The pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is showing him around and they arrive at the palace where all the people in heaven live.
St. Peter shows the pope to his room which is a very cozy nook right across the hall from an enormous suite.
"I see you've put me right next to God," the pope says with tears of joy in his eyes.
"Well, actually he's a lawyer," replies Peter embarrassed.
"What!" cries the pope, "You could fit my room in his foyer! Why I spent my life in the service of the lord!"
"Yes," St. Peter sighs, "I'm sorry about that but you see we have so many popes but we only have the one lawyer."
St. Peter shows the pope to his room which is a very cozy nook right across the hall from an enormous suite.
"I see you've put me right next to God," the pope says with tears of joy in his eyes.
"Well, actually he's a lawyer," replies Peter embarrassed.
"What!" cries the pope, "You could fit my room in his foyer! Why I spent my life in the service of the lord!"
"Yes," St. Peter sighs, "I'm sorry about that but you see we have so many popes but we only have the one lawyer."
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