Afterlife for the Beer Swilling Womanizer

Heaven.... or hell? A Beer Swilling Womanizer dies and when he wakes up he is surrounded by beautiful naked...
A Beer Swilling Womanizer dies and when he wakes up he is surrounded by beautiful naked women, and a cooler full of frosty brewskies!

His throat is parched, so he grabs a bottle of beer to slake his thirst, only to find that there is no cap on the top, and no opening to drink from!

Try as he might for the next few minutes, he can't open the bottle, nor can he break it open. Just the a voice comes down from above:

"The women are that way, too!"

By Derek Shuman
Published: 9/17/2002
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