Black Women, stop hogging all the psychic hotline infomercial hosting jobs!

Justice For All? Baloney!

Everybody has dreams.
And one of the biggest dreams for every little White kid in America is to grow up and host infomercials for one of the many psychic hotlines.
Every little White kid in America wants the prestige and respect that goes along with hosting infomercials for the psychic hotlines.
(I'm being really really really sarcastic folks!)

BUT BLACK WOMEN ARE DESTROYING A LITTLE WHITE KID'S DREAM AND IT HAS GOT TO STOP IMMEDIATELY!

Listen Black Women, from one Black Woman to other Black Women out there.

STOP HOGGING ALL THE PSYCHIC HOTLINE INFOMERCIAL HOSTING JOBS! My god, give White people a chance to host infomercials for the psychic hotlines!

I mean, little White kid's got psychic hotline infomercial hosting dreams, too!

Let them dream!
Let them have a future BECAUSE........................................................
I believe the White children are our future,
Teach them well and let them lead the way,
Show them all the psychic hosting beauty they possess inside,
Give them a sense of infomercial pride,
To make it easier,
Let the White children's laughter,
Remind us how uncommercialized this country used to be.

And if you are listening:

That means you , Ms. Jamaican, oh sorry! I meant Ms. Jafakin', arrested for fraud, Miss Cleo! Let White kids have a future and a chance to be arrested for fraud in the psychic hotline infomercial hosting industry too!

And that means you too, LaToya Jackson, otherwise known as the talentless-fake-plastic-boob Jackson. LaToya, take a little White kid under your wing and teach them how a person with absolutely no talent whatsoever can host an infomercial for the psychic hotline!

And that means you too, Isobel Sanford! Otherwise known as "Weezy" from the tv show, The Jeffersons. God bless your soul! Even though you are in heaven now, "Weezy" send down some of those heavenly vibes to little White kid's who want to move on up just like you did! Just to clarify "Weezy", the little White kids don't want to move on up to heaven yet, they want to move on up to a dee-lux apartment in the sky. Because girl before you went up to heaven, you was..........................
Movin' on up,
To the east side,
To a dee-lux apartment in the sky,
Because of the psychic hotline, you moved on up,
To the east side,
You finally got a piece of the lucrative psychic hotline pie!

And little White kids deserve to do the same!

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