America, It's Your Duty To Help Out Washed-Up Stars Like Todd Bridges And The Blue Lagoon Guy!
Justice For All? Baloney---is a Humor Column that addresses various Pop Culture issues that nobody wants to touch. This column is for individuals who seek and support justice for all and have a good sense of humor. This week's topic will address American's shirking their responsibility to help out it's washed-up celebrities.
Justice For All? Baloney!
Americans are not doing their duty and it's wrong!
It's an American's duty to help out it's washed-up celebrities at any cost! If you are a true American, read the article below and then go and do your duty! Make Uncle Sam proud by helping out a down-on-their-luck-washed-up celebrity!
America, for only $19.95, you can have a fake-ass-past-their-prime-washed-up celebrity make a LIVE phone call to someone you know!
(GOD HELP YOU IF YOU DO!)
America, for only $19.95 you can become the laughingstock of the neighborhood by giving this cheesy-ass gift to someone you truly love!
(LET THE DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS BEGIN!)
American business owners, for a mere $300.00 you can have a celebrity who back in the 70's and 80's, was IT! But now, ain't S**T, call one of your clients, ya' know, just to say "Hi!"
(AND WATCH YOUR BUSINESS GO DOWN THE TOILET AS ALL OF YOUR CLIENTS SAY A QUICK GOODBYE!)
That's right, America!
Hollywood is calling you!
Pick up the damn phone and order a LIVE celebrity phone call from a washed-up celebrity today!
GO AHEAD, MAKE A WASHED-UP CELEBRITIES DAY!
Pay a visit to "HOLLYWOOD IS CALLING" today or tomorrow, or basically whenever the hell you want! Just GO!
America, you have your choice of 79 of the biggest washed-up celebrities on the planet today!
Get a live celebrity phone call from such untalented and pathetic washed-up celebrities of crappy movies such as Christopher Atkins from the Blue Lagoon! (And Brooke Shields, if you are reading this article, my god, girl! Get off your ass and help a white brother out! You are doin' "pretty baby" good for yourself! I mean you got a good man with a good job, a cute baby, a successful book, and some major press from your feud with Tom Cruise. Share the love and wealth! Help your former co-star out and order a LIVE celebrity phone call! I know you guys haven't seen each other in years, this would be a good way for you to catch up on things and for Chris to make a little cash in the process. Brooke, order a LIVE celebrity phone call and help a white brother out!)
And America, if you are on the fence about ordering a LIVE celebrity phone call, you also get this stupid-ass bonus!
America, you can order a LIVE celebrity phone call from a person who was NEVER a celebrity in the first place but refuses to let their 15 minutes of fame expire such as Alex Michel. (I know what you are thinking. The first time I heard his name I wondered who the hell he was too!) Alex Michel of the reality TV show, The Bachelor. (Holy cow! This website is so damn lame! And who in the hell would pay $300 for a telephonic appearance from this guy! Can you say LOSER!)
So, America! What in the hell are you waiting for? Get off your ass and order a LIVE celebrity phone call from a washed-up celebrity, RIGHT NOW! These washed-up celebrities need your help desperately, RIGHT NOW!
And America, you need a good laugh at the expense of these washed-up celebrities, RIGHT NOW!
WARNING: DO NOT PAY A VISIT TO THE WEBSITE LINK BELOW IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF! THE CONTENT ON THIS WEBSITE IS OF AN EXTREME COMICAL NATURE!
http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com
Americans are not doing their duty and it's wrong!
It's an American's duty to help out it's washed-up celebrities at any cost! If you are a true American, read the article below and then go and do your duty! Make Uncle Sam proud by helping out a down-on-their-luck-washed-up celebrity!
America, for only $19.95, you can have a fake-ass-past-their-prime-washed-up celebrity make a LIVE phone call to someone you know!
(GOD HELP YOU IF YOU DO!)
America, for only $19.95 you can become the laughingstock of the neighborhood by giving this cheesy-ass gift to someone you truly love!
(LET THE DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS BEGIN!)
American business owners, for a mere $300.00 you can have a celebrity who back in the 70's and 80's, was IT! But now, ain't S**T, call one of your clients, ya' know, just to say "Hi!"
(AND WATCH YOUR BUSINESS GO DOWN THE TOILET AS ALL OF YOUR CLIENTS SAY A QUICK GOODBYE!)
That's right, America!
Hollywood is calling you!
Pick up the damn phone and order a LIVE celebrity phone call from a washed-up celebrity today!
GO AHEAD, MAKE A WASHED-UP CELEBRITIES DAY!
Pay a visit to "HOLLYWOOD IS CALLING" today or tomorrow, or basically whenever the hell you want! Just GO!
America, you have your choice of 79 of the biggest washed-up celebrities on the planet today!
Get a live celebrity phone call from such untalented and pathetic washed-up celebrities of crappy movies such as Christopher Atkins from the Blue Lagoon! (And Brooke Shields, if you are reading this article, my god, girl! Get off your ass and help a white brother out! You are doin' "pretty baby" good for yourself! I mean you got a good man with a good job, a cute baby, a successful book, and some major press from your feud with Tom Cruise. Share the love and wealth! Help your former co-star out and order a LIVE celebrity phone call! I know you guys haven't seen each other in years, this would be a good way for you to catch up on things and for Chris to make a little cash in the process. Brooke, order a LIVE celebrity phone call and help a white brother out!)
And America, if you are on the fence about ordering a LIVE celebrity phone call, you also get this stupid-ass bonus!
America, you can order a LIVE celebrity phone call from a person who was NEVER a celebrity in the first place but refuses to let their 15 minutes of fame expire such as Alex Michel. (I know what you are thinking. The first time I heard his name I wondered who the hell he was too!) Alex Michel of the reality TV show, The Bachelor. (Holy cow! This website is so damn lame! And who in the hell would pay $300 for a telephonic appearance from this guy! Can you say LOSER!)
So, America! What in the hell are you waiting for? Get off your ass and order a LIVE celebrity phone call from a washed-up celebrity, RIGHT NOW! These washed-up celebrities need your help desperately, RIGHT NOW!
And America, you need a good laugh at the expense of these washed-up celebrities, RIGHT NOW!
WARNING: DO NOT PAY A VISIT TO THE WEBSITE LINK BELOW IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF! THE CONTENT ON THIS WEBSITE IS OF AN EXTREME COMICAL NATURE!
http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com
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