Baron Bob's Wacky World of Online Oddities

Among the wealth of unusual Internet sites for shoppers looking for that special item is one website that definitely beats all others, hands down. From office distractions to gag gifts, from home décor items to collectibles, let Baron Bob help you find the perfect gift for that special person to commemorate just about any occasion.

For people who can’t get enough of thumb wrestling, maybe it’s time to go pro. But you can’t even consider doing that without a professional thumb wrestling ring. After all, you don’t want onlookers to think you’re an amateur. And speaking of onlookers, what could be funnier than greeting your visitors with a doormat that says "Nice Underwear?" If your kids are tired of eating the same old hot dogs day after day, you need to introduce them to the Octodog. What the heck is an Octodog? Why, it’s a new and unique way to make a hot dog interesting and entertaining for kids and family barbecues. Just insert a plain old hot dog into the Octodog, push it down, and suddenly you’ve got a cute little eight-legged deep-sea weiner just waiting to be gobbled up by your hungry urchins.

Gifts that talk or move in response to human interactions are always a hit with that person who has everything, and Baron Bob has a huge assortment you can choose from. If you haven’t experienced the thrill of Gemmy animatronics, you don’t know what you’re missing. The people who introduced the world to the Singing Bass can now grace the walls of your rec room with Buck, the singing, talking deer head that can regale you with preprogrammed songs including such favorites as Sweet Home Alabama, Suspicious Minds, Friends in Low Places, and On the Road Again. Or surprise your friends by hiding and speaking into the wireless microphone, and hear your words come out of Buck’s mouth. If you’re not into wildlife and would rather give a gift of celebrity, Baron Bob can sell you singing figurines of Dean Martin, Louie Armstrong, Bing Crosby, or James Brown. Fans of the Rocky movies can delight in the realistic punches and jabs of the Rocky figurine, and you can even listen to him grunt some of his famous sayings.

Maybe the bride-to-be will want to reconsider her choice of a life mate after she gets a look at Mr. Wonderful. All she’ll have to do is touch the heart on his manly hand, and Mr. Wonderful will gladly say all of the things that real guys can’t or won’t say. "The ball game isn’t really that important—I’d rather spend time with you." Or "You know honey, why don’t you just relax and let me make dinner tonight." Or the most selfless one of all, "Here, you take the remote—as long as I’m with you, I don’t care what we watch." Mr. Wonderful is all heart! Just touch his hand and you can see for yourself. But don’t worry, the groom needn’t feel left out if his bride takes Mr. Wonderful off to a corner somewhere for some sweet talk, as long as your gift to him is the Flashing Janet doll. Walk by her or make any kind of sound (including a wolf whistle, of course) and Flashing Janet will start her dancing routine, moving her arms up and down and shaking her booty side to side, all the while singing "I Wanna Be Loved By You." Then it’s time for the half-time show—Janet suddenly has a wardrobe malfunction, and her tube top drops, exposing her grand finale for everyone to see!

Many of the items on Baron Bob’s website aren’t only amusing, they’re practical. Take the Coughing Ashtray, the anti-smoker ash-catching device. It may be the last ashtray you’ll ever have to give to your smoking friend, and it may actually save his life. Every time he puts a cigarette near it, a motion sensor causes the ashtray to cough loudly. And haven’t we all wondered just how many licks it takes to get to the chocolate center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? The Lollypop Lick-o-Meter can answer that very question for you. Licks are tallied and the total displayed on the LCD readout, in case you want to have a licking contest with your buddies. It even comes complete with a Tootsie Pop and batteries.

One item offered by Baron Bob is without a doubt the most useful items you’ll ever see, and you’ll probably want to buy one for everyone you know. Did you ever wonder, as you were toweling off after a nice relaxing shower, which part of the towel you just used to wipe off which part of your body? Now that you have thought about it, you’re going to have to visit Baron Bob and get yourself a Butt Face Towel! Bold embroidered lettering on either side of the two-colored towel shows you just what half of the towel goes where after your refreshing shower, so you won’t make any mistake. As Baron Bob says, "once you go Butt Face, you’ll never go back!" Check out all the terrific and outrageous gifts Baron Bob has to offer, and you’ll see that when it comes to unique and hilarious gifts, once you visit Baron Bob, you’ll never go anywhere else.