Kitchen Water is NOT superior! It's location is

Justice For All? Baloney!

Let's take a look at the unfair treatment that Bathroom Water receives in a "civilized" society.

Sure it's good enough for us to bathe in, but the minute we get thirsty and need a nice cold glass of water, where do we run?
THE KITCHEN!

Sure it's good enough for us to brush our precious teeth with, but the minute we need to re-fill the ice tray, where do we run?
THE KITCHEN!

What the hell is so special about Kitchen Water? Why can't Bathroom Water get some love?

I wish just about everything in life was not about location, location, location!

The only reason why Bathroom Water gets such a bad rap is because of it's closeness to the crapper, i.e. The toilet that we urinate and poop in.

Bathroom Water Haters are so scared that if they drink Bathroom Water they are going to get a Chocolate Chunk flavored water surprise. And the chances of that happening are slim.

Just because the bathroom sink is close to the crapper doesn't mean that you are going to get a mouthful of crap.

Sometimes when I go to the grocery store, I have to stand in line next to a person with major body odor. Just because I have to stand in line next to a person with major B.O. doesn't mean I am going to get body odor.

Bathroom Water Haters, do you hear what I am trying to say!

Give Bathroom Water a chance!

Don't drink Bathroom Water only when you are absolutely desperate or when there is something wrong with the kitchen sink! That really hurt's Bathroom Water's feelings!

Live dangerously and drink eight glasses of Bathroom Water a day!

Live on the edge and fill that ice tray up as much as you can with some good ol' fashioned Bathroom Water!

Show Bathroom Water you don't discriminate!

Show Bathroom Water that you care by drinking the hell out of it!

You'll be glad you did!

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