Lesbia

Two drunk men sitting in a bar when one guy says...
Two drunken men are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "I can have any woman I want in here." The other guy looks around and spots a table with a lady sitting by herself. "Bet ya can't get that one." "Why not?" asks the other. "Because she's a lesbian" laughs the other guy. "Lesbian or no lesbian, that woman is mine." So he saunters on over to the table and the lady looks at him with disgust. "Can I help you?" She replies. "You sure can sweet thing. Tell me, what part of lesbia exactly are you from."

By Wendy Sweat
Published: 8/26/2002 		Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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Is lesbia an actual country?
no
It depends on what globe you're looking at
not good in geography
stupid joke
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