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One afternoon Joyce was waiting desperately for her father to come home with the car.
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One afternoon Joyce was waiting desperately for her father to come home with the car. She wanted to meet her friends at the movies to watch "XXX by Vin Diesel". Once her father came home she quickly pleaded and begged for her father to lend her the car. He said, "No Joyce. You are not responsible yet." "Oh please Dad. I'll do anything! I swear it! Please I really want to go!." " Fine, said her father." "But you know what to do before you go." "Awww dad, come on. I'm in a hurry!" "Do it first!" her dad said so Joyce complied. She bent down and proceeded to give her father a blow job. After much disgust and several urges to puke, Joyce's head rose up and she said, "Dad, you taste like shit!" "I know," said her father. "You're brother wanted to borrow a twenty."

By greg borja
Published: 8/23/2002
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