"Like a Virgin"
John, an 80-year-old guy has arranged to date Mary, a 79 year old gorgeous lady he met at a party held in a nearby nursing home.
He made it to her room, chatted and patted and soon afterwards they had sex!
After the encounter both went separate ways.
Back in his room, he can't help but to ponder about his luck, yet he felt sad.
"If I had known Mary was still a virgin, I should had been more gentle........"
Meanwhile in bed, Mary is still in heaven thinking about John, "If I only knew he'd make love to me, I should have taken off my pantyhose first!!!"
He made it to her room, chatted and patted and soon afterwards they had sex!
After the encounter both went separate ways.
Back in his room, he can't help but to ponder about his luck, yet he felt sad.
"If I had known Mary was still a virgin, I should had been more gentle........"
Meanwhile in bed, Mary is still in heaven thinking about John, "If I only knew he'd make love to me, I should have taken off my pantyhose first!!!"
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