I'm about to kill everybody

I don't like people. They make me sick. I don’t even like my family. Everybody treat you wrong for no reason. That's why I kill people if they treat me bad. If you look at me wrong, I shoot you. If you spit near me, I shoot you. Every little thing that I don't like that people do, I shoot them. If I'm in a good mood, I stab you and let you go. Have I ever thought about killing my family? Yes. One time, I stabbed my cat because he pooped in my Gators. I should have done more, but I was in a good mood. My grandma, I can't stand her. She tells me to do this and do that. I almost drowned her. I decided not to. Who else was going to wash my clothes? One day, I was in New York walking down the street when this rich guy stepped on my shoes. He just kept right on walking. I turned around and told him to apologize. All he did was kept walking. I walked up to him and pushed him. He turned around and tried to punch me when I stabbed him. The funny thing was no one saw me and he couldn't yell for help because he was in so much pain. I just walked away and started whistling. I went to a restaurant and saw a man dig in his nose, get a booder, and eat it right there! I watched him for about 5 minutes and he did the same thing. He even mixed one with his oatmeal. I couldn't take it anymore. I walked over to him, sat at the table with him, and slit his throat with the butter knife. I walked back to my seat, paid, and went home. When I got there, it was some cops waiting for me in my apartment. I got a beer and sat on the couch. I looked at them and they looked at me. I just turned on the TV. like nothing was wrong. They looked at each other all bewildered. I got up and went to the bathroom. When I came out, they were waiting for me right there.