Gigolos gotta' put food on the table just like everybody else!
Justice For All? Baloney!---is a Humor Column that addresses various Pop Culture issues that nobody wants to touch. This column is for individuals who seek and support justice for all and have a good sense of humor. This week's topic will address the Gigolo's right to have a good meal.
Justice For All? Baloney!
Let's take a look at the Gigolo and Grub.
What's the matter with some people?
Why do they gotta' hate?
Why do some people get so upset when they see a Gigolo eatin' fat-cat good?
Hey! Gigolos gotta' eat too!
Gigolos gotta' put food on the table just like everybody else.
Is a Gigolo supposed to starve and eat crappy food just because he makes his living as a male prostitute?
HELL NO!
Let me just say this for the record.
I don't approve of or condone anyone breaking the law and that includes Man-ho's like the Gigolo, but I do feel that a Gigolo has the RIGHT to eat a decent meal, just like law-abiddin' citizens.
Why do some people feel that the the Gigolo doesn't have the right to eat classy things like Lobster or Baked Alaska, that he should have to eat low-class things like Ramen Noodles or that nasty-ass cheese that the state governments give out to the poor?
It's not right!
Certain people need to change their way of thinking!
If a Gigolo wants to eat Beef Wellington, then dammit let him do it!
Some people really need to mind their own business and stay the hell out of the Gigolo's business.
He ain't in their's, so they need to stay the hell out of his!
What's right, is right baby!
If a cop has proof, then a Gigolo should be arrested for solicitation, but dammit, let him eat Porterhouse Steak and Champagne Cake in the slammer!
Tina "Enlightenment" Peden
Freelance Writer for hire!
TKP's Dating Tips and Humor
Funny dating tips and humor.
Let's take a look at the Gigolo and Grub.
What's the matter with some people?
Why do they gotta' hate?
Why do some people get so upset when they see a Gigolo eatin' fat-cat good?
Hey! Gigolos gotta' eat too!
Gigolos gotta' put food on the table just like everybody else.
Is a Gigolo supposed to starve and eat crappy food just because he makes his living as a male prostitute?
HELL NO!
Let me just say this for the record.
I don't approve of or condone anyone breaking the law and that includes Man-ho's like the Gigolo, but I do feel that a Gigolo has the RIGHT to eat a decent meal, just like law-abiddin' citizens.
Why do some people feel that the the Gigolo doesn't have the right to eat classy things like Lobster or Baked Alaska, that he should have to eat low-class things like Ramen Noodles or that nasty-ass cheese that the state governments give out to the poor?
It's not right!
Certain people need to change their way of thinking!
If a Gigolo wants to eat Beef Wellington, then dammit let him do it!
Some people really need to mind their own business and stay the hell out of the Gigolo's business.
He ain't in their's, so they need to stay the hell out of his!
What's right, is right baby!
If a cop has proof, then a Gigolo should be arrested for solicitation, but dammit, let him eat Porterhouse Steak and Champagne Cake in the slammer!
Tina "Enlightenment" Peden
Freelance Writer for hire!
TKP's Dating Tips and Humor
Funny dating tips and humor.
Use the feedback form below to submit your comments.
Use the form below to email this article to your friends.
- SHERYL CROW, PORTRAIT of a P-E-R-F-O-R-A-T-E-D P-S-Y-C-H-O!
- "Shutup & Be Quiet 101" and "Appropriate Talk For The Library 102" Should Be Required Classes For Librarians!
- "Feelings" by Morris Albert is the Most Helpful Song Ever!
- "Darn Good" Excuses For Not Exercising?
- TEST YOUR CELEBRITY KNOWLEDGE! (Will you be having Tap Water or Perrier?)
- "Christmas Fruitcake Sucks!" Gag Giftbag
- I can't believe someone actually invented CHOCOLATE toothpaste!
- Valentine's Day Smackdown 2005
- Why don't you take a bath with soap n' water, not spit, FURBALL!
- Black Women, stop hogging all the psychic hotline infomercial hosting jobs!