Phone Check

There was this dude name Tyrone Shanksomebody. He had just got out of jail. One day, he went over his ladies house to see her. He knocked on the door. Nobody answered. He banged on the door. Nobody answered. He went around to the side of the house and found an open window. He climbed in the window and landed on some stuffed animals. "Shhh!" said Tyrone to the stuffed animals. He got up and started walking out the bedroom. He went to where his girlfriend's room was. As he walked in, he saw his girlfriend with another man. Shay-Quan-Botaki saw him and threw the other man out the window. She was surprised to see Tyrone. He had been in jail for 5 years. Tyrone was breathing hard. He put his head down. He looked to his left and saw a pair of scissors. He picked it up, walked over to Shay-Quan-Botaki, and started stabbing her saying, "Phone check n****, phone check!" He put the scissors back on the dresser and casually walked out the house to the corner. At, the corner, Tyrone looked for cops. When he didn't see any, he ran like a little girl. He ran all the way to Rally's. While in Shay-Quan-Botaki's house, he had stolen some money. He got up to the counter and ordered the following: 2 chicken sandwiches, 3 bacon cheeseburgers, and 5 sides of the famous Rally fries.