Vive la France

There were probably more cries of ‘Vive la France’ coming from pubs and households in the UK last night, than in the whole of France. Thanks to an unimpressive display of second division football, those lovely French chaps held onto a one nil lead and successfully swept aside the Portuguese.

How delicious the revenge for England fans seeing Ronaldo in tears and the cheating Portuguese eliminated. They have now got their comeuppance for their appalling play acting. Lets face it they’ve got more dives than a Welsh seaside resort.

At every opportunity Ronaldo was throwing himself down in the penalty area in a desperate bit to con the referee but it all came to nothing. Like the boy who cried wolf, no one believes him anymore. Ronaldo was rightly booed all night every time he touched the ball. How disgraceful he is.

The Portuguese haven’t been the only ones embarrassing themselves in this way but they certainly are the masters of deceit on the pitch. This behaviour has spoilt this world cup and it’s about time Sepp Blatter got his finger out of his arse and did something about it.

Big Phil Scolari threw his big fat teddy out when the final whistle went in typical South American fashion. Perhaps he’s the ideal choice for coaching the Argies?

Anyhow, mercie once again to Zidane and co. Now go and loose to the Italians please.