How to become a Modern Saint - Gift Idea

How can anyone ever become a saint? Performing three miracles is so time consuming, and just what exactly counts as a miracle in modern times?

Luckily, you can (right now) become a modern saint of the Church of Reformed unimentalists. The web address is www.yousaint.com

The church believes that anyone can have moments when they are saintly, so why not let them become a saint.

This belief is tied to a concern that many items and events in modern life currently have no parton saint to look over them.

Combining these two problems provided the solution, to offer modern sainthoods.

If you can provide details of a deed you have accomplished that you feel qualifies you as a Saint, together with a small donation of just £35 you will become a full Patron Saint of the church.

To commemorate your sainthood, a gift pack is sent to the new saint. This pack includes an Audio CD recording of your canonization ceremony, a certificate, and further information about your new patron subject and the Church of Reformed Unimentalists.

Why become a saint? Perhaps for the feeling of getting the recognition you deserve, joining a very elite group, and having spiritual responsibility for your patron subject.

Sainthood can also be given to nominated friends. Special people who really deserve the ultimate recognition of their continuing good work.

The church is completely independent and is not affiliated with any other religious movement.

So if you want to be, for example, St Frank of Digby, Patron Saint of Shopping Lists, visit the www.yousaint.com website today.

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