Blonde vs. Brown

There was a blonde and a brunette who hated each other. One day, they started a fight and started calling each other stupid. So, the Brunette asked the Blonde to a fight to see which one was smarter.

The next day, they met at the tallest building in Minnesota. The challenge was to jump off the building, and whoever got to the bottem first had a bigger brain. So, at the count of three, they started to run to the side... the blonde jumped off and hit the bottem first because the Brunette did not jump off because she new she could die. Later that day the Blonde died and the brunette officially won the challenge.