Let's Do It For The Rooster! Let's Abolish Daylight Savings Time!
Justice For All? Baloney!---is a Humor Column that addresses various Pop Culture issues that nobody wants to touch. This column is for individuals who seek and support justice for all and have a good sense of humor. This week's topic will address the cruelty of Daylight Savings Time on the Rooster.
Justice For All? Baloney!
Let's take a look at the Rooster.
Excuse me, but hasn't the Rooster suffered long enough! Isn't it bad enough that the Rooster on a daily basis has to deal with the fact that it is one of the weirdest-looking, not to mention, most irritating animals on the planet.
I really think that the Rooster deserves a break and I have a wonderful idea.
Humans, let's all get together and abolish Daylight Savings Time for the Rooster!
I mean, who cares if Daylight Savings Time saves energy and gives us an extra hour of sunlight during the summer months. So what!
Daylight Savings Time is sick and cruel to the Rooster!
Did you know that it takes the average Rooster a couple of weeks to adapt to the time change caused by Daylight Savings Time? This can really mess up a Rooster's cawk-a-doodle-do. And that's some important shit!
And what about the poor Roosters who have sleep disorders. Do you think turning up a clock, then turning it back is good for them? Hell, no! Rooster's who have sleep disorders need regularity and all the sleep they can get!
If you don't want to abolish Daylight Savings Time for yourself, that's okay. You should not be doing it for yourself anyway, ya' selfish bastard!
Do it for the right reason.
Abolish Daylight Savings Time for the Rooster.
Cawk-a-doodle-do!
TKP's School of Knowledge
A humor teaching blog. Knowledgeable shares her knowledge on various things in Popular Culture, but with a humorous slant.
Let's take a look at the Rooster.
Excuse me, but hasn't the Rooster suffered long enough! Isn't it bad enough that the Rooster on a daily basis has to deal with the fact that it is one of the weirdest-looking, not to mention, most irritating animals on the planet.
I really think that the Rooster deserves a break and I have a wonderful idea.
Humans, let's all get together and abolish Daylight Savings Time for the Rooster!
I mean, who cares if Daylight Savings Time saves energy and gives us an extra hour of sunlight during the summer months. So what!
Daylight Savings Time is sick and cruel to the Rooster!
Did you know that it takes the average Rooster a couple of weeks to adapt to the time change caused by Daylight Savings Time? This can really mess up a Rooster's cawk-a-doodle-do. And that's some important shit!
And what about the poor Roosters who have sleep disorders. Do you think turning up a clock, then turning it back is good for them? Hell, no! Rooster's who have sleep disorders need regularity and all the sleep they can get!
If you don't want to abolish Daylight Savings Time for yourself, that's okay. You should not be doing it for yourself anyway, ya' selfish bastard!
Do it for the right reason.
Abolish Daylight Savings Time for the Rooster.
Cawk-a-doodle-do!
TKP's School of Knowledge
A humor teaching blog. Knowledgeable shares her knowledge on various things in Popular Culture, but with a humorous slant.
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