The life of Riley - my dogs
Another slice of humorous dysfunction from the life of m.d.
Mind you - I live in Palm Springs
I feel like I’ve been here forever- but only 22 years
This year was the first years for fleas- nasty lil dark sugga's
I tired dipping them week after week-
And they taste so good with ranch dressing
Then I had to break down and put that stuff on them-
You know that poison you put between their shoulders-
This scared me- my dogs- mother and daughter share 3 things
1) a white spot on their chest
2) a daddy who loves them
3) they are lesbians- which doesn't bother me to much because it would be worse if they were boys
These two girls do not look alike- act alike or even pee alike
It is just funny- the younger (6y.o.) follows momma (13y.o)
and everywhere momma squats- Milli tripods
One day I know milli will come in with a brown nose- as long as it doesn't smell I don’t; care
I'd liked to write more- but they are bugging for their walk before it hits 110 here today.
Lord know we cannot wait to move
I feel like I’ve been here forever- but only 22 years
This year was the first years for fleas- nasty lil dark sugga's
I tired dipping them week after week-
And they taste so good with ranch dressing
Then I had to break down and put that stuff on them-
You know that poison you put between their shoulders-
This scared me- my dogs- mother and daughter share 3 things
1) a white spot on their chest
2) a daddy who loves them
3) they are lesbians- which doesn't bother me to much because it would be worse if they were boys
These two girls do not look alike- act alike or even pee alike
It is just funny- the younger (6y.o.) follows momma (13y.o)
and everywhere momma squats- Milli tripods
One day I know milli will come in with a brown nose- as long as it doesn't smell I don’t; care
I'd liked to write more- but they are bugging for their walk before it hits 110 here today.
Lord know we cannot wait to move
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