The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better then…

Men and women both send out men jokes, and it's about time more women sent out women jokes (instead of getting stupidly offended at them, note men rarely get offended at men jokes)!
..10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

..9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

..8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

..7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

..6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

..5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

..4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

..3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

..2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

By Najma Zaman
Published: 7/24/2006 		Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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