Colin Farrell: Porn Star

By: Shannon Gossage

Add Colin Farrell to the growing list of celebrities that, for whatever reason, decide it is a good idea to capture their intimate activities on film. Farrell filed a lawsuit against his ex Playboy playmate Nicole Narian, accusing her of trying to "distribute and profit" from their "intimate sex tape." Farrell claims that he and Narian made the tape when they were romantically involved two and a half years ago with a verbal agreement to never release it to the public. Come on, Colin! You gotta be smarter than that. Did you shake on it? Pinky swear?

Superior Court Judge David Yaffe has issued a temporary restraining order barring Narian from selling, distributing, or displaying the tape. The next court hearing is scheduled for August 10. Reportedly, the 15-minute tape shows Farrell and Narian doing the horizontal mambo. Farrell allegedly focuses the camera on Narian’s cat and proves his wit by offering a lame attempt at humor. He’s an animal lover, too? What a guy!

The lawsuit alleges that Narian is working with an Internet porn distributor and has contacted the media trying to "capitalize on the celebrity" of Farrell. Sorry, but you probably didn’t need a crystal ball to see this one coming. The lawsuit also states that Farrell’s "reputation and career" would be "irreparably harmed" if the tape was released and demands that all copies of the tape be returned to him. Doubtful that his career would be ruined and as for his reputation the tape probably couldn’t do much damage. Maybe in the future he should just leave the video camera out of his sexploits.