More Yo Mama
Lol...more jokes....
Yo mamas so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folks say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
Yo mamas so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
Yo mamas so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
Yo mamas so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
Yo mamas so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
Yo mamas so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamas so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
Yo mamas so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mamas so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"
Yo mama is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail.
Yo Momma Like a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday Wednesday and sometimes Friday.
Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide.
Yo mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!
Yo mamas so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
Yo mamas so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
Yo mamas so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
Yo mamas so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
Yo mamas so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamas so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
Yo mamas so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mamas so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"
Yo mama is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail.
Yo Momma Like a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday Wednesday and sometimes Friday.
Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide.
Yo mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!
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