Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Kids, don't try this in China.
1) That's not right............................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?...............Hu Yu Hai Ding?

3) See me ASAP.................................Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man..................................Dum Gai

5) Small Horse.................................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?....................Wai Yu So Tan?

7) I bumped into a coffee table................Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift................Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here......................Wai So Dim?

10) I thought you were on a diet................Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone.....................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight........................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile................Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive.................Yu Stin Ki Pu

By anisha
Published: 7/18/2001 		Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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