How I Get My Pipes Cleaned

A man falls in love with a woman who thinks he's Dustin Hoffman, then Al Pacino, then...
Blanche Dubois always depended on the kindness of strangers. Me, I've always depended on strangers thinking I'm someone else.

I'm referring, in my case anyway, to getting sex.

http://www.retortmagazine.com/content/05.04/id_lit_levin.htm

How I Get My Pipes Cleaned
When Pacino's Hot, I'm Hot
   By Robert Levin
Published: 6/10/2004
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