Around The World

A contest was being held to see if some one could make it around the world on a camel without it taking a sh*t. Four men entered, an America man named Mike, a British man named Ian, a black man named Jose, and a Chinese man named Hien Yu. When Mike got to the finish line they asked what happened and he explained how he got a quarter of the way then his camel stopped and shat. When Ian got there, he explained how he only made it half way then his camel also took a sh*t. When Jose got back he was disappointed. He explained how he got three quarters of the way and really thought he was going to make it but then his camel shat. When Hien Yu got there he was so happy. He came across the line yelling "I did it, I did it!". They asked him how he did it and he said it was easy "Me Chinese, me no dumb, me stick cork up camel’s bum!!!!!!"