BEST Yo Momma Jokes 2

Some more of my favorites. Enjoy...
Yo Momma so fat, her blood type's Ragu.

Yo Momma so fat, she went to the fat contest and came in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd!

Yo Momma so fat, she makes Shamu look like a tic-tac.

Yo Momma's so stupid, she went to a Whaler's game to see Shamu.

Yo Momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Yo Momma's so fat, her nipples touch her back.

Yo Momma's not so bad....She'll give you the hair off her back!

Yo Momma's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

By Pete Klick
Published: 8/20/2006
Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
Use the feedback form below to submit your comments.
Your Comments:
Your Name:
Use the form below to email this article to your friends.
Recipient Email Address:
 Separate multiple email addresses by ;
Your Name:
Your Email Address: