Yo Mama...

Yyo mama is soo....
Yo mama's teeth are soo yellow when she smiles cars slow down....

Yo mama is so stupid she stared at a Orange Juice box for 30 minutes because it said Concentrate...

Yo mama is so Fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger right outta George Washington’s Nose...

Yo mama is so Ugly she walked into a horror house and walked out with an Application...

yo mama is so Fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....

Yo mama is so poor I wanted into her room and saw three cockroaches singing WE ARE FAMILY...

Yo mama is so Fat it takes her 375 days to turn in a circle...

Let me know what you think!!!

By Jenna Willard
Published: 8/20/2006
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