Bad ISP?

Seven things to do when your ISP goes down.
1. Dial 911 Immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

By anisha
Published: 6/19/2001
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