Bill Gates in Heaven

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates were in an airplane that crashed.

They went up to heaven, and God sat on the great throne. God addressed Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replied, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFC's and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

God thought for a second and said, "Okay, I can live with that. Come sit at my left."

God then addressed Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill Clinton replied, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thought for a second and said, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addressed Bill Gates. "Bill, what do you believe?"

"I believe you're in my chair," said Bill Gates.