Three Vampires in a Bar
This is... disgusting. Hope I don't offend anyone out there...
Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks.
The first vampire asks for blood.
The second vampire asks for blood.
The third vampire asks for some hot water.
The bartender is baffled. "Why don't you want blood like everyone else?"
"Because," says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, "I'm making tea."
The first vampire asks for blood.
The second vampire asks for blood.
The third vampire asks for some hot water.
The bartender is baffled. "Why don't you want blood like everyone else?"
"Because," says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, "I'm making tea."
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