Monkey!

Yeah okay, read it carefully so you understand it...
A guy walks into a bar and he sits down and orders a pitcher. Then out of nowhere a monkey comes by and pees in his beer. Then swings back over to the pianist. The guy asks the bartender, "Whose monkey is that?" The bartender replied, "That’s the pianist’s" The guy gets up and walks over to the pianist and says "Do you know your monkey pissed on my beer?" The pianist replied, "No, but if you hum it I can play it"

By Carmen Perez
Published: 5/14/2006
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