Yo mama

Yo mama so black I shot a bullet at her it came back with a flash light and said i cant find the b****

Yo mama so stupid I told her the beetles were back and she said call the exterminator

Yo mama so poor I saw her hoping on one foot with one shoe on I asked her "did you lose a shoe" and she said "no I just found one"

By josh snyder
Published: 8/20/2006 		Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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