Yo Momma Jokes

Funniest and most original sh*t ever...

Yo momma is so nasty she got arrested for using a public toilet

Yo mommas vagina is so hairy Don Keens going "Oh Sh*t!"

Yo momma stinks so bad when she opens a drawer her deodorant rolls to the back.

Yo momma smells so bad I have to hold my breath when I think about her

Yo dad is so gay Elton John wouldn't do his ass.

Yo momma is so poor I saw her ass walking down the street with one shoe on and asked "did you lose a shoe?" She started skipping and goes, "nope...I just found one."

By Dustin McNeely
Published: 8/20/2006 		Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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Is the series "Yo Momma" gonna last?
For sure
maybe
hell I don't know
It sucks
never
Yo who
who is wilmer?
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