Blondes in a bar
Ladies' bar...
A blind man by mistake enters a "Ladies Bar" and taps his way to a bar stool. None of the women there want to make it an issue with a blind person. He then orders a drink. After awhile, wishing to make conversation, he calls out to the bartender, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you voice that, sir, I think it is only fair (given your blindness) that you should know five things: The bartender is rangy blonde. The bouncer is a blonde. I'm a 6-foot, 220-lb. blonde with a blonde, sorry, black belt in karate. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter. The lady on your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler. Now considering all this, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man pauses for a long minute; then shakes his head and drawls, "Nah....Not if I'm gonna hafta explain it five times."
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you voice that, sir, I think it is only fair (given your blindness) that you should know five things: The bartender is rangy blonde. The bouncer is a blonde. I'm a 6-foot, 220-lb. blonde with a blonde, sorry, black belt in karate. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter. The lady on your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler. Now considering all this, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man pauses for a long minute; then shakes his head and drawls, "Nah....Not if I'm gonna hafta explain it five times."
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