Attack of the Killer Roommate - Part 1

He knocks once at my door. Waits in silence hoping to catch me awake. After several seconds he knocks again.-No answer from me.... He slowly pushes my door open, peaks his goofy head through my doorway. My eyes are wide and fixed on his face. I can only see his head and from the looks of it he's not wearing a shirt - I pray to god he's at least wearing pants. He is not, but today he is considerate enough to be wearing boxers. "Dude you want some breakfast?" he asks opening his eyes slowly. He just woke up. "Breakfast?" -I say- "It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon!" he looks at me perplexed. I don't know if he's confused about the time or the fact that I don't want breakfast at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. He looks at the time and goes "oh, well .... I’m having some breakfast" He flashes me a smirk and turns away leaving my door wide open. I am ok for now, as this is the quickest and safest encounter we've had in a long time. My life remains intact, and I look forward to the rest of the day. The killer Roommate has escaped again, But it won’t be long before he comes back. My strength will be tested again and again and I will remain alert.