Poetic Britney Spears

By: Shannon Gossage

Spears first posted the poem titled "Remembrance of Who I Am" on her Website on May 20 and removed it the same day. Fans are now speculating about the content of the poem and just whom it was intended for. Many fans feel the "cryptic" poem was written about her husband, Kevin Federline, and was posted to let her fans know that she is ready to dump him and move on with her career.

One verse of the poem reads: "You come to me now/Why do you bother?/Remember the Bible/The sins of the Father./What you do/You pass down/No wonder why/I lost my crown." By the end of the poem it reads: "My crown is back…You should bow down/I’ve only just begun." Spears claims the poem "is for everyone who thinks they know me…" Um, yeah, ok.

Even Madame Toussands is weighing in on Brit’s life. They have unveiled a new wax figure of a skinny and sexy Spears that has been titled "vintage" since the days of Kevin Federline, Cheeto’s and babies have since robbed her of her old self. The museum has also begun a marketing ploy for fans to sign petitions to save Spears "from herself, from her husband, and from her relentless fertility." Seems pretty harsh, but a rep for the museum has said, "It’s meant to be supportive. Her fans want her to make music again." Poor Spears has been under intense scrutiny after a few mishaps with her son Sean Preston and has allegedly been under a lot of stress dealing with Federline and an unhappy marriage. Kick him to the curb, Brit, and move on!