Blond Jokes

Dumb blond jokes…
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.

Q: What happens when a blonde develops Alzheimer’s?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello"

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.

Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why did the blond get fired from the M&M company?
A: She threw all the W’s away.

Q: How do you get a blond to laugh on Friday?
A: Tell her a joke on Monday.

Q: How do you keep a blond busy?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

By jimmy retarded
Published: 8/20/2006
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