Stoner
A funny joke about stoners.
Two stoners were sitting around smoking a bong. All of a sudden, there was a knock at the door.
About half an hour later, the first stoner said, "Did you hear someone knocking, man?"
Another half hour went by, and the second stoner said, "yeah, man, I heard someone knocking."
Half an hour later, the first stoner said, "Do you think we should answer the door, man?"
After another half hour, the second stoner said, "Yeah, you should go answer the door."
So, half an hour later, the first stoner got up and answered the door.
Forty-five minutes later, a third stoner said, "Man, you guys were fast."
About half an hour later, the first stoner said, "Did you hear someone knocking, man?"
Another half hour went by, and the second stoner said, "yeah, man, I heard someone knocking."
Half an hour later, the first stoner said, "Do you think we should answer the door, man?"
After another half hour, the second stoner said, "Yeah, you should go answer the door."
So, half an hour later, the first stoner got up and answered the door.
Forty-five minutes later, a third stoner said, "Man, you guys were fast."
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