Yo Momma

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Yo Momma is so fat that when she jumped on a rainbow, skittles came out.

Yo Momma is so fat when wears a yellow raincoat people yell "Hey Taxi."

Yo Momma is so fat that when she went underwater a whale came up and sang "We are family, even though you’re fatter than me".

Yo Momma is so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent.

By Apsara Ahmed
Published: 8/20/2006
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