Florida Governor Jeb Bush Denies Fling with former Playboy Bunny

The president's younger brother called an impromptu press conference yesterday to dispel rumors that he is having an affair with the head of the state Department of Management Services, Cynthia Henderson. Henderson, a very attractive 40-year-old former Playboy Bunny, also denied the reports when questioned by reporters at a recent bill signing, where both she and Governor Jeb were present.

Other than the standard ramblings of the liberal press in Florida, there has been no evidence offered to substantiate the claims of infidelity. The governor was clearly disturbed by the allegations and used the press conference as a dramatic stage from which to address his newfound adversaries in the press. He paused momentarily before reiterating to them, "I love my wife dearly." Jeb also continued to say, "These lies were spread by gossip. It's sad that this has reached the point that it's being written about. I cannot tell you how hurtful this is."

With the recent tales of teen angst and mischief surfacing about the president's lovely daughters, the Bush family has been working hard to keep the press out of their personal lives. Apparently, that's much easier said than done. Especially when the press is bloodthirsty for any ammunition that the political left tosses their way in an attempt to smear any member of the Bush clan. George 'W' isn't even half way to completing his first year in office, and already the rumors are piling up. The next three and a half years should be one wild ride on the Bush Ranch.