English man - Irish man - Scots man

Joke about the three above and a genie…
English man, Irish man, Scots man, all standing on the edge of a beach when a genie appears and says, "You all have on wish to help you across the dessert". The Scots man wishes for whisky, the Irish man wishes for water and the English man for a car door. The other two turn round and say why a car door? The English man replies if I get hot I will wind down the window.

By ellen streeter
Published: 5/18/2005 		Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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