Types Of Music

Jazz: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.

Blues: Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.

World Music: A dozen different types of percussion all going at
once.

Opera: People singing when they should be talking.

Rap: People talking when they should be singing.

Classical: Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.

Folk: Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.

Big Band: 20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.

Heavy Metal: Codpiece and chaps.

House Music: OK as long as it's not the house next door.

By anisha
Published: 5/14/2002		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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