Car Dealer
A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:
Basic cow: 499.95
Shipping and handling: 35.75
Extra stomach: 79.25
Two tone exterior: 142.10
Produce storage compartment: 126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper: 189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system: 149.20
Automatic fly swatter: 88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery: 179.90
Deluxe dual horns: 59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment: 339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly: 884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb: 69.80
FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: $2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments: 300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE: $3143.36
Basic cow: 499.95
Shipping and handling: 35.75
Extra stomach: 79.25
Two tone exterior: 142.10
Produce storage compartment: 126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper: 189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system: 149.20
Automatic fly swatter: 88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery: 179.90
Deluxe dual horns: 59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment: 339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly: 884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb: 69.80
FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: $2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments: 300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE: $3143.36

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