Your mama's so ...
Funny - Your mama's so ugly, she makes...
Your mama's so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
Your mama's so fat, she heard of slim fast and cried for joy.
Your mama's so nasty, I asked her what was for dinner and she hopped up on the table, spread her legs and said, "Crap!"
Your mama's so fat, she has her own zip code.
Your mama's so poor, she was walking down a hall and I said, "what's wrong, did you lose a shoe," and she said, "No, I just found one."
Your mama's so fat, she heard of slim fast and cried for joy.
Your mama's so nasty, I asked her what was for dinner and she hopped up on the table, spread her legs and said, "Crap!"
Your mama's so fat, she has her own zip code.
Your mama's so poor, she was walking down a hall and I said, "what's wrong, did you lose a shoe," and she said, "No, I just found one."
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