Bloody Vampire

Three vampires go to a bar. One orders a glass of blood. The other orders a cup of blood. The last one orders a cup of hot water. When the bartender asked why, the vampire pulled out a used tampon and said "I am having tea".

By Fatima Siddiqui
Published: 5/18/2005		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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