2 Jokes

Blonde Joke (don’t worry I am blonde) - a blind man walks into a bar. He says to the barmaid "oh, I’ve got a really good blonde joke 4 u." Then the woman next to him says "excuse me, but I am a 6 ft blonde rugby player, the 2 women behind you are 6ft blonde tug of war players, and the barmaid is a blonde bodybuilder. Do you still want to tell that joke?" Then the blind man says "Oh forget it. I don’t have time to explain it 4 times."

So? What do you think? (No offence to blind men, blondes, barmaids, 6ft rugby players etc)