Best of the best yo mama

Yo mama is so short she Jumped off a curb and she's like AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama is so stupid she thought the super bowl was a bowling alley

Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Yo mama is so black she went to a night school and they counted her absent

Yo mama is so ugly the doctor slapped her

Yo mama is so poor you walked in her house and asked where’s the bathroom she said pick a spot

Yo mama is so poor she uses you head to wipe her ass

By Andy Canales
Published: 8/20/2006
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