Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so stupid, she climbed a clear glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma is so stupid, she got a nosebleed and said "oh, I've got my period!"

Yo momma so fat, people looking for a house stand in front of her and say, "where's the door?"

Yo momma so fat, she stands in front of the Empire State Building, and they take pictures of HER instead.

By Mallory Schimdtt
Published: 8/20/2006		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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