J. Lo’s Pre-Nup

Twice divorced Jennifer Lopez apparently has learned her lesson when it comes to marriage. The actress/singer/dancer/diva/restauranteur/perfumer/designer/medialite has reportedly ordered that a very extensive pre-nuptial agreement be drawn up before her impending marriage to actor Ben Affleck. J. Lo’s first marriage to waiter Ojani Noa lasted 10 months and resulted in J. Lo dishing out a $48,000 pay off. She didn’t get so lucky second time around with husband #2 Cris Judd, who walked away with $14 million. Guess she wants to cover all the bases with Benny from the Block.

The reported pre-nup seems ridiculous even for Lopez’s standards. The rumors are that if B. Diddy cheats on the missus, he will have to part with "half of his multi-million dollar fortune, their jointly owned mansions and all monies generated by Ben from business ventures during their marriage." AND to top all that off, if Ben is to blame for the end of their marriage (i.e. he gets his freak on with anyone but the famous butt), Lopez is to receive "full and final custody of all minor children." Ben would not be granted any visitation rights. In the case of a split, according to the pre-nup, Ben would not be entitled to one iota of Jen’s wealth. Whoa!

It does seem you have to protect what is yours, but this pre-nup is a tad on the bizarre side. With odds so highly stacked against the happy couple, Ben would be an idiot to sign anything even similar to the reported pre-nup. And with J. Lo’s track record…he is looking at maybe (and that is a stretch) a year’s worth of marriage time. Pessimistic? Maybe. But come on…look at the facts, kids. Ms. Lopez doesn’t seem to understand what the words "til death do us part" actually mean. Now, there is the other possibility that the presumed summer wedding won’t even take place. Who wants to bet?!